Train tickets (funny)

[Joe McCoy]

>>
>>> > Three women and three men are traveling by train to the Super Bowl.
>>> >
>>> > At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the
>>> > three women buy
>>> >
>>> > just one ticket.
>>> >
>>> > "How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks
> one
>>> > of the men.
>>> >
>>> > "Watch and learn," answers one of the women.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > They all board the train. The three men take their respective seats
> but
>>> > all three women
>>> >
>>> > cram into a toilet together and close the door.
>>> >
>>> > Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around
>>> > collecting tickets. He
>>> >
>>> > knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please."
>>> >
>>> > The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket
>
>>> > in hand. The
>>> >
>>> > conductor takes it and moves on.
>>> >
>>> > The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea; so,
> after
>>> > the game, they
>>> >
>>> > decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money.
>>> > When
>>> > they get to
>>> >
>>> > the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip but see,
>>> > to their astonishment, that
>>> >
>>> > the three women don't buy any ticket at all!!
>>> >
>>> > "How are you going to travel without a ticket?"says one perplexed
> man.
>>> > "Watch and learn,"
>>> >
>>> > answer the women.
>>> >
>>> > When they board the train, the three men cram themselves into a
> toilet,
>>> > and the three
>>> >
>>> > women cram into another toilet just down the way. Shortly after the
>
>>> > train is on its way,
>>> >
>>> > one of the women leaves her toilet and walks over to the toilet in
>>> > which the men
>>> >
>>> > are hiding.
>>> >
>>> > The woman knocks on their door and says,"Ticket, please."
>>> >
>>> > I'm still trying to figure out why men ever think they are smarter
>>> > than>
>>> > women!!!